Dear Sir/Madam/possible inheritor of $5,000,000 from a Ugandan Prince
Do you ever have those days where your creativity feels stifled in your windowless, soulless, office? Do you feel like you need light to grow and thrive? Like a tree? I am a tree trapped in a box with no soul.
Sometimes you just need your email signature to express who you truly are inside, rather than the corporate shill you are paid to be. I’m a little bored and a little trapped in this office. Help me please.
Chief Supreme Clinic Manager and Demi God/Princess
Executive Wordsmith and Super Mum
…also good with glue and glitter
Clinic Manager/Future Trophy Wife of Chad Kroeger
Clinic Manager/Aspiring Wizard
Clinic Manager/Potential Sweepstakes Prize Winner
Apocalypse Prevention Team Manager
Administrator Extraordinaire and Very Poor Juggler
Expert procrastinator/Very good at colouring in
Clinic Manager/Social Media Assistant/Located far too far from a decent winery
Clinic Manager/ Chief Wordsmith and Purveyor of Bullshit