Dear Sir/Madam/possible inheritor of $5,000,000 from a Ugandan Prince Do you ever have those days where your creativity feels stifled in your windowless, soulless, office? Do you feel like you need light to grow and thrive? Like a tree? I am a tree trapped in a box with no soul. Sometimes you just need… Continue reading I am a tree. Or a poor imitation of a circus clown. Hard to tell which. Help me please.
The other day I got a phone call that amused me for the rest of the day. To be honest, as I sit here telling you about it, I’m still pretty amused at myself. My job can get a little monotonous and sometimes I’m just looking for small ways to keep myself smiling. Things to… Continue reading Do not ship puppies interstate, but if you do make sure you put a sandwich in the box
Admin’s Log: July 15 It has been 5 weeks since Telstra pulled the copper lines out of the street where I work leaving us with no phone or internet service until we could hook up to the NBN. As it stands we have no phone lines out, calls have been diverted to my mobile so… Continue reading It’s a Trap!
I called my friend in another office to ask her a very important grammar question, because you don’t want internal emails to Head Office to go out without proofing them first. That’s just unprofessional, People! And I’m all about looking professional. That’s why I’m the boss. No really. “Okay. Important Question. You know what a… Continue reading Important Work Phone Call
What the hell Outlook??? Why does Outlook think this is an appropriate trend to start??? While I’m appreciative that they are offering easy payment options, I think that the amount of lube and liquor that it would take for me to respond to this offer would violate my office’s Workplace Health and Safety regulations. Save
A post I have regurgitated from another site from 2011: As I set off today and indeed when I got home I was thinking that I would have nothing to blog about today. I spent the day at a training course being all professionally developed. I feel way more professional now. All properly named for… Continue reading “I’m Looking at You D”