I’ve decided I’m a genius. No reason other than the fact that geniuses... geni-i... people who possess the smarts are often unappreciated in their life time. And I am unappreciated. Ergo I must be a genius. Flawless logic really when you think about it. Artists are the same. So I’m probably an artist too. Save… Continue reading Perhaps I am the Prime Minister of Australia. Only Time Will Tell.
I have decided that aardvarks are much underused in the rock video. There should be more of them. I would like to see more aardvarks and less Karadashians. You rock that casbah, Mr Clash. Save Save
Life takes us on many unexpected journeys, and this craft project was the beginning of our 2015 holiday that did not exactly work out the way we had hoped. Or happen at all that year in fact. However, as with many disasters faced with a positive attitude and a healthy dose of irreverence, in the… Continue reading Roll Up Beach Bed Tutorial
Conversation with my daughter bourne out of possible swine flu and too much cough syrup “Bekah, if I die, I want you to avenge my death by becoming a world famous scientist and waging war on all the bacteria and viruses in the world.” “Okay, Mummy” <I walk off content in the knowledge my daughter… Continue reading She Really Sucks at Teamwork
We have just recently moved in to a rental property that is... less than ideal. After piling all the trash left at the property by the previous tenant out on the curb for council clean up one evening, I was walking arm in arm up the driveway with my 17 yo daughter. Me: “Thanks for… Continue reading Love Your Children In a Manner That They Can’t Help But Love You Back. Whatever That Is To You.
I figured the next item on the list of things to make for my friend’s wedding was a nice, easy project that could be done in a day. I was thinking that if it weren’t for the two hour dry time between coats of paint, I could have knocked this out in an hour or… Continue reading DIY Wedding Sign Tutorial
Dear Sir/Madam/possible inheritor of $5,000,000 from a Ugandan Prince Do you ever have those days where your creativity feels stifled in your windowless, soulless, office? Do you feel like you need light to grow and thrive? Like a tree? I am a tree trapped in a box with no soul. Sometimes you just need… Continue reading I am a tree. Or a poor imitation of a circus clown. Hard to tell which. Help me please.
Or ‘My anxiety may not be an excuse to be an asshole - but neither is good intentions.' Now my personal opinion is that there is no excuse to be an asshole to anyone. Anxiety disorder or not, being an asshole to people is not okay. Part of not being an asshole is exercising tact… Continue reading A Response to ‘Your Anxiety Isn’t An Excuse to be an Asshole’
Or ‘How do you get molten glue off of raw flesh? Asking for a friend.’ I wanted to make a tutorial for the Hollywood style ‘movies’ sign that I made for Christmas last year and used for our staycation a few weeks back. But I already have a movies sign, so what would be the… Continue reading Captain America LED Monogram Tutorial
Or My Train of Thought Has Derailed My train of thought whilst standing in the shower: My life has become less funny and more grown up. I think it is attitude really. I need to start viewing my life as a series of stories to be told again. Like the time that my washing machine… Continue reading It is confusing living in my head