Almost Empty Nester | Mother Extraordinaire | Fantasy and Sci Fi Escapist | Renovation Queen

Look, I am the first to admit that I probably should be more heavily medicated than I am. But where would the fun be in that? This chronic mental illness is nothing that a nail gun, a paint brush and 150mg a day of the best SNRI my brain can imbibe can’t fix.
Everything I’ve learned in life I have learned from my mother and Pinterest. My lack of tragic backstory does mean I’d make a terrible contestant on a reality talent show, however it also means I am a damn good mother and a master of sarcasm. Actually, I can’t blame my mother for that, she’s a way better person than I am. Awful at playing cards, but a very good human none-the-less. But I digress.
Come on in to our odd little world full of sarcasm, whimsy and wine. You’ll probably be fine.